and those prone to accidentally ending up on an adventure on a Tuesday afternoon. I like those that have lived enough to take things neither at face value nor too seriously, and who appreciate a windswept walk on the Heath just as much as dinner at Frog or Sketch. 

Equipped with an adventurous spirit and desire for the less-than-ordinary, I’m reliably found off the beaten path. Sometimes that’s Asia or South America (my last adventures saw me quad biking through the Peruvian desert), and other times it’s a locals-only beach in Southern Spain with oodles of ceviche and beer. A devoted water baby, if I’m within boat tripping/jet skiing/scuba diving distance of the ocean I’m happy. And I’m always on the hunt for a dedicated suncream apply-er and Mai Thai-enjoyer to come with. Apologies in advance if I talk you into some kite surfing or cage diving.

And for those adventurers interested in less-than-vanilla-expeditions, I’m the perfect guide. Let me take charge for a little while. Whether I’m in the mood to be a sensual yet dominant girlfriend or a flirty boss, I like those adept at following a beautiful independent escort’s instructions to the letter. I bet you’d look charming on your knees. 

And above all I like those that, like me, have found that sex is everywhere but connection is rare. The former is nothing without the latter, after all, so let’s show each other the sides of ourselves we keep tucked away in polite society.  

Let’s find an oasis in the everyday. Or even just a restaurant that lets us stay until closing.